February 2012
The five stages of running
mutedrose:
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
An hour before running: I don’t wanna run today. 5 minutes before running: I’m pumped! Let’s do this! While running: Can’t breathe… Must keep going… Run to the rythm of my music… Don’t die… 5 minutes after running: Everything’s awesome! I love running! I could run for the rest of my life! An hour after running: I. Am going. To die.
This. Is. My....
It’s 4am and I can’t sleep, so I’m about to turn on my “Lust” playlist and seduce myself.
Goodnight.
simplyxyokee:
Ne-yo- Say It
This song makes...
Reblog if you don't drink soda.
Nope. I drink pop. :)
If a 30 year old is wearing the same outfit as a 3 year old, should an intervention be staged?
Just wondering….
Using a Tumblr theme that makes your blog look like Facebook ««
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@platinumbrunettelove
Thanks!
I love Santana and think she’s gorgeous, but I don’t know if I see it…hm…
I got Jordin Sparks earlier…
lol
But thanks again, sweetie!
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@eastwickg
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Just remembered...
Some guy tried to hit on me today when I was walking back from campus…
While holding his baby in his arms and having his two year old or younger son’s hand…
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Get your life together, sir….
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@eastwickg
She tweeted that she has just seen Nicki’s grammy performance and when someone asked her what her first thought was she responded “um”.
Making the Nicki fans attack her about her music/career, her size, her hair…they just went IN!
I wanted to personally cuss each and every one of them out.
Interactions. →
greenwildchild:
1. Are looks important in a relationship? 2. Are relationships ever worth it? 3. Are you a virgin? 4. Are you in a relationship? 5. Are you in love? 6. Are you single this year? 7. Can you commit to one person? 8. Describe your crush: 9. Describe your perfect mate: 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? 11. Do you ever want to get married? 12. Do you forgive betrayal? 13. Do...
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Sooo...Nicki fans are really going to come at Jill...
JILL SCOTT!!!!
life-misunderstood asked: In the picture u just uploaded u look like jordan sparks (to me)
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Watching Harry Potter
**At the end**
Him: What if someone finds the Resurrection Stone and they start playing with it while they're thinking about Voldemort? SEQUEL!
Me: He'd be ghost like and have no powers.
Him: Well....that's unfortunate.
Breakfast for lunch?
Yep!
So proud.
That is all.
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“If you’re white, you can play a Middle Eastern prince. If you’re black, you can...”
– Chris Rock, thank you for calling it out (via hinduthug)
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Just spent hours braiding my hair just so I can...
Yep.
All for a freaking braid out…
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Yay, Team Natural!
Doing my first braid-out. This shit is tedious.
I have a cockapoo named Fonzy.
He’s a punk!
One time he hid behind my leg from a mouse.
My upstairs neighbor has a giant rottweiler.
Everytime she takes him out, Fonzy growls at the door, trying to act all big and brave.
A few minutes ago, I’m sitting here watching TV and I hear them coming down.
Fonzy runs to the door and starts to growl.
All of a sudden I hear a loud, deep bark.
Fonzy shoots down the...
Watchhellothere444:
cha-cityyy:
fapitalism:
This is, without a doubt, the best moment in Spongebob Squarepants history.
yes
My brother was obseesed with this part when we were kids
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
